You’re tactful. But you know what? I’m not, which is why I can say that you’re a two-faced, condescending bitch who will never make a nickel off my dead grandma’s braciole!
When my parents first heard I was gay, they kicked me out. They said I had debased the entire family and that they couldn’t love me anymore until I changed. But Andrew, he said that I should be ashamed of them, ‘cause they were too stupid to know how great I was. That’s the thing about Andrew. He doesn’t take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?
Why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster?
maybe i will!!!! :D
DH meme → [1 Favorite Character]: Edie BrittStrong.Beautiful.One of a kind.
Tom and LynetteRequested by - AnonymousSome marriages were built to last.
Gabrielle and CarlosRequested by - anonymousYou and me? We’re doing a tango.
I am an attractive man. You know what, I have never told you this but sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper, I catch Bree Van de Kamp checking me out. I’ve always exuded a certain sexual magnetism and as I get older I think it is only becoming more intense. Oh, I am a hot guy…living in a neighborhood filled with nothing but lonely ladies. They can’t help themselves.